Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

The Future Is .ALT

I don’t care about many things… And there are even less things that I will get out of bed for…

Just for the moment we will concentrate on the latter and as it’s the weekend here are three of the hottest girls from the all British site Punk Grl… While we are on the subject have you taken a look at the total
babe from Paramore. You really should.

Dumb But Not Blonde

So I’m in B & Q and overhear a husband and wife talking… So wifey says to him “I want a door that opens”. I’m thinking opening will be high on your list of priority when purchasing such an item, really looking for a door that doesn’t open it looking for a wall. In Bed With Faith your not going to up against it with Faith so take a look at her and her 32GG bags of fun.

On another note It was surprising to see the amount of cars in the B&Q car park with polish number plates… Not wanting to be stereotypical! but OMG

Time To Look For Another Job

So My mother was looking for a new computer keyboard so I said I would take her down to PC World to look for one, I needed a new NAS drive so thought I would take a look at their wares.. So my mother went up to the dick in the uniform. I listened to him being quite patronizing about the whole situation. When he was done I asked him the simple question…. “Where are your NAS drives”.. “What is a NAS drive” Well what can you say I choose my words carefully… “You work in a computer shop and you DON’T know what a nas drive is”… “urm, er, urm” “It’s a Network Drive” NAS, Network Attached Storage Drive… “Oh, Oh, We have them but they are not called that, I have never heard them called that”…. So riddle me this then monkey boy when you visit PCWORLD.CO.UK and type “nas drive” into the little search box, why would it bring up 2 results…. Perhaps it is time that you searched the help wanted ads because if your a representation of pc worlds support I think we can all do without a computer. You Know where you won’t get this trouble… Only Carla there a girl who knows her disk drives.

Gold, Silver, Bronze… What Do You Get For Last?

So the Olympics are on us once again. Should be a good excuse to see a lot of scantily clad girl running around add to that a lot of beefed up guys on steroids and it should be a whole barrel of laughs. I personally think there should be a lot more drugs in sport the idea of a lot of athletes off their heads on magic mushrooms running the 100 meters while being chased by a 12 foot invisible rabbit or wrestlers loved up on ecstasy while trying to grab hold of each other, this would no doubt bring a much greater television audience to this summers games. Lets face it we are not going to do that well. So you might as well take a look Only Melanie at the very sexy and reflect on something we are good at.

Put Some Clothes On And Bring In The Trash

So I read in the paper the other day.

Shoplifters can face an on the spot fine of £80

Putting out your rubbish on the wrong day you can face an on the spot fine of £115

I’m sorry but is this really sending out the right message when the country is as fucked up as it already is.. Are we to believe “littering” is considered worse than theft.

Go take a look at sexy tattooed Justine from Justine’s Bedroom, you never know you might forget the idiocy.

Safety First

So I see a girl driving along with her I-Pod on today.. Earphone in and everything.. Now surely that’s not safe? I mean the thing is statistically women are less likely to have an accident. However I put this down to 2 things.

1. They never get to a speed at which they can actually cause an accident.

2. 98.5% of the time a woman is driving in her car she is actually trying to park her car.

So really the safest option all round is Girly Riders

Maybe in a few Years

Well let be honest now you expect Tim Henman to be out of Wimbledon by the quarter finals! You just don’t expect him to be commentating all out from a sore throat! Not all is lost though. Wimbledon in a wrapped up in a heart beat.

Lots of Skimpily clad females bounce around the courts, A good time is had by all

In lieu of our of our consummate professional athletes why not take a peek at,Suburban Amateurs.

The Hottest Girl In The World

I may have said it once or twice but Naughty Belle has to be the hottest girl on the planet. Talking about the hottest on the planet, What about Spain winning the Euro Championship. I have to say that 1-0 did not tell the story but I as elated that the Germans were well and truly beaten. I had held out hope that the Turkish would be in the final but alas, there last minute flurries were probably the most enjoyable part of the whole tournament.

In The Kitchen

Well what about the football? A few good matches in particular anytime that Turkey have been playing. You see the connection.. Turkey - Kitchen… Nice eh… Anyways I have to say a lot of the teams were pretty dismal it makes you wonder why England didn’t qualify. Germany managed to scrape through to the final, more luck than judgement me thinks. So I guess we will all be supporting Spain this Sunday. In the build up why not take a look at UK Screw

Back On The Blog

Well it had to take something special to get me blogging again… The post office. You pay for guaranteed next day delivery and it takes them 15 days to deliver your parcel. What can you do and what can you expect. The old saying always comes out… Could you have taken the letter there yourself for the same price? Well this time yes I could. Also all these other mail companies popping up, yet they are still delivered by royal mail. So your paying more or less for the same service can’t get my head around that one. So why not just take a look at Jess UK and send an email instead.

Lets Get The Party Started

So I have now decided to start drinking on a Wednesday. Kind of break up the week. With all this talk of binge drinking on the weekend, I really don’t want to fall into that trap. So 2 session a week and I think I should be safe! I also didn’t realise that I can’t play pool when I’m sober, strange but true after the first pint I was getting hammered by the forth I had got my eye in. Now your probably thinking the guy I was playing was as drunk as me, but being the designated driver he was still sober. So being in the party mood why not check out UK Party Sluts .

Look At The Fun Bags On Her

Take a moment to check out this busty beauty at Busty Britain.

So I have moved house and got a letter through the door from our new water company. The usual rubbish and pamphlets, you will like this…. This is a paragraph from one of the booklets….

“For a refreshing drink try chilling some water in the fridge and adding some ice cubes”

I mean really!!! are we all just idiots.

A Little Help Please

Bluetooth, while it is a great technology it bugs the ever living crap out of me to see people who walk around all the time with a Bluetooth earpiece in.. Fair enough use it in the car but not when your queing up to pay for your shopping in Tesco’s. This also brings me on to the whole subject of people on mobile phones. Oh my God , no I don’t want to know what you want for dinner or who you went to see last night in concert. It does make you wonder how we ever managed before cell phones. But back to the ear pieces. There was a time in London that you could walk down the streets and straight away tell the nuts (those who were speaking to themselves) but now with Bluetooth it is a bloody mine field. Here are some great girls from
One Man Banned to take your mind off the wankers.

Not Sure How This One Will Pan Out

So here is a thought if you are female and work for an adult entertainment business do you think you could sue for sexual harassment? I mean if I were a judge and a lady stood up in front of me and said someone in the office spanked her ass. Well what do you expect!!!? You work in an industry where women are sexually harassed for a living.. But knowing the way the justice system works it really is anyone’s guess. Anyways take a look at

UK XXX Rated.

About The Size Of It

When your young everything is just biding time between sex.

When you get married sex is just time spent between naggings.

In the mean time check out Real Couples they have been caught between naggings.